Another Mildly Amusing Post …

… which actually happened a few minutes ago.
Around 8pm na at pauwi na si Ms. Frosty nga, yung officemate ko na di nilalamig (nakashorts at spaghetti sa office, tsaka nagbibihis ng pantalon pag pauwi na). Ako inaantok sa seat ko, yung tipong nakikinig na nga ako kay Dave Chapelle e di na ko tinatablan [...]

Mild Mortification: …

…can be best described as putting the stuff you want to buy on the counter of 7-11 and then looking at your wallet and discovering you don’t have any money.
Oh well, this just happened to me a few minutes ago. Nasabi ko na lang, “Ay ate, naiwan ko yung pera ko sa taas, ehehehe,” tapos [...]

The “Oh Geez” Moment of the Day …

… can only be described in undertones: amusing.
Xan texted me. Apparently she was talking to Dean Fronda. Dean Fronda, Student Affairs bigwig in the university.  On some twisted sort of way I guess their talk went on my direction. A couple of ugh-chosen words as well as a couple of wrong turns and the talk [...]

Some Things Left Unsaid …

… that I can say now. I’m cleaning my psyche’s closet.
To Hiam, a batchmate from ICSB, – Pare, masarap kumain ng isaw. Gusto ko ng isaw paminsan minsan. Matibay ang sikmura ko at adventurous akong kumain. Ngayon, kung kinukondena mo ko sa pagkain ng isaw, paki ko sayo. Yuck ka din. Walang pakielamanan.
To Father Pablo, [...]

The One Thing That Guys Absolutely Hate …

… can be simply put as this:
We fucking hate to lose control.
Mapa- Alpha male ka man o hindi, aggressive, passive-aggressive, may toyo o wala, mahirap at madaling makaubos ng pasencya-metro ang pagkawala ng kahit anong control.
This explains why women can irritate the hell out of men; its because we do not completely control you. But [...]

And You Know This Advocate Related Post Is Coming …

… because, man, the moment I read that story on page 2- no, the moment I finished reading that lead sentence, my mind, sanity, heart and ingenuity all balled up into a frightening avalanche that is still continuing to rumble up to this day.
Hindi ko alam kung saan pwedeng magsimula. Kung uumpisahan ko ba sa [...]